U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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