I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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