I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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