Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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