have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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