shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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