I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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