I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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