Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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