i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Randomize
