haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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