elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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