as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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