every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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