she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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