Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Found your dick twin last night
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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