This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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