pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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