So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
love makes seman taste better
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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