Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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