3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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