I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
it glows. i had to have it.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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