Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Randomize
