would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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