she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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