MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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