You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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