Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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