Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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