Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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