I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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