No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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