Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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