wrigley field is MILF paradise
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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