if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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