i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
