Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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