he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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