She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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