This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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