how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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