If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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