She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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