nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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