? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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