It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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