Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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