found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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