there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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