tell your sister to shave her snatch
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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