And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Let's paint friendship bongs
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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