I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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