why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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